Sparky

I've only been a 'Twit' for a month of so now. I was extremely skeptical at first. It was like social networking on steroids. Did people really want to know I was taking a leak? Would my wife get upset if I was 'Twitting' in bed with the lights off?

But my skepticism was quickly way laid as I began to recognize the viral benefits of being a 'Nit Twit.' Simply one more hook cast into the collective pool of online  social connectivity.

So now, maybe I can maximize my time on the toilet? Perhaps it really will be okay to say "Not tonight, Honey. I've got a headache!"

Or, maybe not!