Assholes Inc

This post is from from my other blog here

We’ll F@%k up the competition Looking for new ways to rise above the pack? Here at AI we say; “If you can’t beat ‘em – destroy ‘em!” You’ve heard of reputation management services, but do you know about our anti-reputation management programs? We’re the company that keeps the rep managers in business. If you’ve got a competitor (or even a friend, spouse… we don’t care) that needs to be bitch slapped far and wide on the web, then you’ve come to the right spot. Here’s just some of the nightmare your target will face; Lost revenues Destroyed marketing campaigns PR staff breakdown Search engine sadness Mental instability for executives Hair loss (from pulling it out) Increased rep management costs. Email overflow and madness Internal stress and strife